Trolls

TROLLS! I want to make troll tags...and other such things. I have an insane amount of ideas at the moment. Nostalgia is the key to peoples hearts.

New Ideas

I have been considering a new style drawings because I am a little be sick of this Day of the Dead ( Día de Muertos ) inspired everything. It's not that I have anything against the culture but I know I cannot bring myself to leap on the band waggon and draw fucking sugar skulls. 

I have been inspired by Russian art at the moment, it's dark and heavily based on folk law. It has a magical element to it that interests me and not to mention weird as hell. I also quite like the Russian Revolution posters and even the traditional Russian Dolls have some gorgeous detail. 

So with that mind I want bare this in mind this weekend. 

I also really like this T shirt 

New Crush

Bill Huxley, please come to momma

Up and coming

I plan on posting more drawings in the next couple of months and hopefully there will be an obvious improvement. If not....I give up and I will relocate to a cave where I will consume poisonous berries.

This one is vacant i believe. 

My Sample of Art

This is a drawing i conjured up with my Macbook Pro, iSketchExpress and Bamboo tablet. I'm quite proud of it but I feel I need more practise before I can expect people to be impressed.

The Call Of Cthulhu

Lady Vengeance

"It has to be pretty. Everything has to be pretty."

American History X end quote.

"Hate is baggage, life is too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it."

Tumblr

http://www.tumblr.com/blog/pareidolialives

I love Tumblr. So much so I have a Tumblr and this is the link. For the record yes I'm a Mike Patton mega lame fan although I'm trying to branch out a little bit.

To wine or not to wine

I have been sober for a very long time now, well long for me. The last time I suckled on the sweet, divine mind numbing liquid gold was about a month ago. OK ok, I had a glass of champagne for my dad's birthday but that took me roughly three hours to drink because I just didn't feel like it.

ANYWAY,  that aside I have an uncontrollable urge to buy a bottle of red wine and just type whatever durge pops in to my head on this blog. Much like Carrie Bradshaw in Sex and the City and other such movies/photos where they glamorise drinking alone and manage to remain focused on their work. BOLLOCKS.

This would not happen, I would not be smiling.

I would most likely end up like a combination of these pictures.

and this

which would result in this...

OR I would buy a lot of crap on Amazon and have to stay in for the rest of the month because I have no money and the cycle will repeat itself all. over. again.

Ah fuck it. 

Introduction

Bonjour,

I'm not entirely sure if this will be interesting or not and if I'm honest this will probably be more of a visual blog than a ranting (i hate the world, myself, my body and my job) blog. If I can be honest again; this is just to keep me busy on the lonely evenings. It will mainly consist of witty remarks and pictures. ENJOY or not I don't care. 

Just to note I will not be posting millions of pictures of myself staring at my webcam as seen above unless I have particularly good mask, hat or cat next to me. 

Bad nub nubs....no wait these are good nub nubs

I've misplaced the picture of the bad nub nubs so have that. (Yes I know they are Ewoks)