To wine or not to wine

I have been sober for a very long time now, well long for me. The last time I suckled on the sweet, divine mind numbing liquid gold was about a month ago. OK ok, I had a glass of champagne for my dad's birthday but that took me roughly three hours to drink because I just didn't feel like it.

ANYWAY,  that aside I have an uncontrollable urge to buy a bottle of red wine and just type whatever durge pops in to my head on this blog. Much like Carrie Bradshaw in Sex and the City and other such movies/photos where they glamorise drinking alone and manage to remain focused on their work. BOLLOCKS.

This would not happen, I would not be smiling.

I would most likely end up like a combination of these pictures.

and this

which would result in this...

OR I would buy a lot of crap on Amazon and have to stay in for the rest of the month because I have no money and the cycle will repeat itself all. over. again.

Ah fuck it.